Woahg... Trans dragons...

whenever my program freezes

Smash Bros Brawl announcer: DOG THAT GOES GORP

Shitty Wiimote speaker: Ġ̷̛̞̥̟͒̈́̓̀͌́͝O̸͎̞͒́̈́͊͝R̷͕̪̜͚̖̆̆͘P̶̧̱͔͓̭͎̭̹̌̐͌͝

looking up google images pictures of michigan at the same time as my friend and calling it michigan multiplayer

i WILL continue to post my own tiktoks because i am very funny

easily the best comment this tiktok received.

STOP THINKING THERE IS A DEADLINE. THERE IS NO DEADLINE. TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND TAKE YOUR TIME.

Incredibly disappointing behavior made all the more cynical by it happening just after Pride Month

Here are some LGBTQ+ helplines to call instead of the Trevor project in the wake of this:

Help is still out there!

Monster energy drinkers when they don't get 600% of the daily recommended vitamin B intake value

rb for sample size! ive always lived in a big city and i forget ppl grew up elsewhere so. ye

'can i copy your homework?'

'yeah just don't make it obvious'

the like to reblog ratio being almost the same is so funny, people are NOT happy with at this update lmao

he's such a himbo

literally hate how lgbtq ppl are constantly asking "am i valid?" "is this a valid way to be?" every 5 seconds. girl idk what to tell you but if you live your life seeking validation from others your self-image will always exist at their mercy. you gotta get some self-respect and stop begging others to validate you

btw if u don't wanna be a girl u can just not be a girl. if u don't wanna be a boy u can just not be a boy. likewise for being a woman or a man or any gender that has ever existed.

there's no test you need to pass or license u need to hold to trans your gender - you can just decide one day that u feel like doing something different. if ur waiting for permission, i'm giving u permission. go be happy.

For my transition, the idea "I would be happier living my life as a man" was far more helpful to my journey than the question "am I truly a man in my very soul" or whatever. It doesn't have to be that deep. Your body is yours. Do with it what you want. Be who you want to be. Less pressure on "who you were made to be" as if that is some kind of immutable force. If you think that way you'll never stop questioning yourself.

I think one of the reasons why tree law is so popular and people are so enthusiastic about it is because a big, old tree being killed feels so awful. You've got something that took years or decades to get that big, that provides so many benefits, and then it's just...gone and irreplaceable. Of course people are like oh boy, you didn't think that thing was valuable and now the law is gonna come for you and you're gonna regret it.

And it feels like one of the few cases where the rich (not the mega rich, but the regular rich) actually get held to account for their crimes, because the punishment is designed to match the actual damage they do. You cut down a bunch of your neighbor's trees to make your property more valuable? The punishment is basically the cost of your property.

the saga of funny little guys. the intended song to be listened to for this is The Penis (Eek!)